Can you make me Laugh?

Maybe it's the overcast weather and spring dragging its feet, I don't know.

But I think I have a cure.

Last night during dinner we were talking about next weekend when my husband and I will be out of town at the writers conference. My oldest son has a scout dinner/auction that night and my husband said that grandpa would probably enjoy it.

That's it.

Then milk sprayed all over my son's plate. It came out of his mouth and his nose and his face turned red. He was laughing. My husband and I looked at each other in confusion.

That was funny?

Really?

My oldest went into the kitchen proclaiming he hadn't got milk up his nose in a long time.

My husband and I are still looking at each other dumbfounded.

And then, eventually, it hit me. We've all been needing a good laugh. The problem is we really aren't funny people, so the stupidest things set us off. It's pretty weird.

So here's what I'm asking. Tell me something funny. We need a good laugh over here. Seriously, if we're losing milk from a mild conversation, imagine the fun we could have with something that was ACTUALLY funny.